| train driver: | "attention passengers, the train doors do not operate like a lift. waving your arm in closing doors will not stop them closing, they just shut more painfully.'' |
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| train driver after stopping suddenly: | it looks like we have disturbed the equilibrium, because the train is on time, so there is now an undescript delay to balance it. |
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| girl: | who's the t-sar? |
| friend: | it's pronounced zar, with a silent t. |
| girl: | i hate the english language. |
| friend: | it's russian. |
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| girl: | gee you've got a nice tan. |
| friend: | yeah, i just lay out on my porch all summer. |
| girl: | wow, i didn't know you could drive! |
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Supreme Court of Victoria: R v Sharpe ➝
As your plea of guilty has obviated the necessity for a trial, it is important that the details of these crimes be placed on the public record even though, as your counsel has properly conceded, they are perhaps, for many, too awful to contemplate.
reader discretion etc.
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| girl: | if mouses are mice, why aren't houses hice? |
| guy: | i don't know. |
| girl: | anyway, there's some lovely hice in this area. |
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| guy: | excuse me, is that seat empty? |
| girl: | yeah, and as soon as you sit there this one will be too. |
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welcome to melbourne
| singer: | uh, johnny-two-beers needs another beer - we'll have to change his name to johnny-three-beers! |
| crowd member: | ... johnny-softcunt... |
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| woman at casino: | yay, let's play russian roulette. no, wait - that's the one with the gun. |
| guy: | you shouldn't talk. |
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